She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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