why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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