i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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