im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Houston, we have a blender
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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