Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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