In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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