I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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