how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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