Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
tell me about the fingering
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