I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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