"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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