It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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