i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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