so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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