I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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