I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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