I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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