i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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