I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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