I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she smelled like a LAN party
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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