im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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