kristin has been a bad kristin
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
zippers are such a cool invention
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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