I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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