Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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