i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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