2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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