dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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