i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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