the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
