In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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