i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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