You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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