I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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