dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's shark week go big or go home
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Randomize
