If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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