She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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