What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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