Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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