And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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