This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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