I don't think brook has ever known best
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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