he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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