I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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