like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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