how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Houston, we have a squirter
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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