I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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