This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
50% drunk capacity currently
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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