the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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