Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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