Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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