youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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