420 ftw
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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